DEFCOON

: defcoon; August 15th, 2010

00:53 <@Inaki> your video card sucks
00:53 <zetathustra> your card
00:53 <seven> when using x11/gnome/kde that is.
00:53 <seven> lol, it works fine on Windows ;)
00:53 <DEFCOON> so it's fine except for where it's broken?

DEFCOON on his massive parallelism

: defcoon; May 31st, 2010

13:30 <DEFCOON> I'm not ready to get into and freely available farms for running rendering jobs.
13:31 <Xenofur> haha, hundreds of defcoons enslaved on rendering farms
13:31 <DEFCOON> Xenofur: as opposed to "data spread out, parallelized and multiplied to hell on hundreds of machines"

DEFCOON on making the fat lady sing

: defcoon; February 26th, 2010

05:10 < DEFCOON> "The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a real option if the motherboard has whatever necessary extra hardware between your RAM and the northbridge, and I know ~0 people around here

DEFCOON on furry web hosts

: defcoon; February 2nd, 2010

23:30 <dylan> an interweb space for a goofy computer-retarded hipster to host his comix and crap on
23:30 <dylan> i am more looking for a paid service as i don't trust furries
23:30 <dylan> no offense
23:30 <dylan> you're genetically disadvantaged
23:30 <DEFCOON> well, then, i guess you aren't particularly interested in why i was hoping to go to a paid service model

DEFCOON on the ol' days

: defcoon; February 1st, 2010

23:44 <DEFCOON> anyone know the the web site to dowenload the firmware to use the wireless router to the ethernet port on the sound card, as was common in those days.

DEFCOON on the ladies

: defcoon; December 29th, 2009

09:43 < DEFCOON> Am I going to fuck her so hard that her eardrums will pop

DEFCOON on lame optimizations

: defcoon; December 28th, 2009

01:07 <@nrr> Whine, whine, you're spending time zeroing out that chunk of allocated memory.
01:07 <@Pi> I was trying to phrase it more in a "malloc is what you use when you're guaranteed that you're overwriting it immediately, such as in a very small function of two lines"
01:08 <@Pi> I think a decent compiler (llvm) could even optimize out the zeroing part in decent cases
01:08 <@nrr> I'm not even sure that really needs to be zeroed out?
01:09 <@nrr> er
01:09 <@nrr> optimized*
01:09 <@Pi> BUT ALL OF THE HITTING THE MEMORY BUS BUHH DURRRRR
01:09 < DEFCOON> FUCK ALL OF YOU

DEFCOON on great savings!

: defcoon; December 21st, 2009

12:38 < DEFCOON> metallic salts in the dye for nerds with too much disposable income like you who burn coupons

DEFCOON on reverse engineering

: defcoon; December 15th, 2009

18:17 <@verix> jesus fuck
18:17 <@verix> reverse engineering has made me realize that the entire world is p much open source
18:17 < Daeken> verix: welcome to the other side.
18:17 <@verix> lol
18:17 < DEFCOON> when are you coming down?
18:17 < DEFCOON> i'm even applying to apple, lol
18:17 <@verix> ...hahahahahaha
18:17 <@verix> oh my god DEFCOON I love you
18:18 < DEFCOON> verix: In any case, thanks for the love of god why aren't you sleeping

DEFCOON on Google Wave

: defcoon; November 25th, 2009

14:45 <@DEFCOON> that just adds to the tedium and cost of rolling a joint without solving all the problems everyone seems to think google wave will solve will only actually be solved if everything were in a wiki or mailing list or forum or whatever

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